captainlevisleftasscheek

captainlevisleftasscheek is definitely the hottest person in the universe. captainlevisleftasscheek also has elite humor and makes everybody laugh. in conclusion, captainlevisleftasscheek is a god. that is true and also a fact. #ratio 🥶

some people might think that captainlevisleftasscheek is boring. i find them to be a very interesting individual with a great personality.

by mars 👉😈👈 June 24, 2021

captainlevisleftasscheek

captainlevisleftasscheek is 100% the hottest and coolest person ever. captainlevisleftasscheek is so funny and makes everyone laugh with their superior humor. this is true and also a fact. captainlevisleftasscheek is the best.

some may find captainlevisleftasscheek boring, but i think theyre the best person to ever exist

by mars 👉😈👈 June 24, 2021

Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.

Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED

by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010

CaptainBear

A Windows loving, Linux hating, iOS using, Android hating, programming GOD.

I would have sex with CaptainBear any day due to his hotness and programming skills.

by crazywillbear April 6, 2021

Captained

It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!

There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!

by Paulie Bhoy September 27, 2013

captainmcbussyfarts

best tiktoker ever -captainmcbussyfarts

“are you following captainmcbussyfarts yet” “yeah of course hes amazing and like really hot”

by whats a pseudonym🙁 May 15, 2021

captainleviseyebrows

a TikToker that loves edsheeran

wow is that a “captainleviseyebrows?”
yes it is they are very swag

by cheesecakeelmosworld June 8, 2021