Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch
"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"
by Joe Sherrock November 11, 2007
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Captain Crunch

He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name
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Captain Crunch

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
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Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.
Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.
by agoblin November 09, 2017
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Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch
by blue bowlingballs October 09, 2008
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Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.
Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.
by engfavoritepeps October 09, 2012
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Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.
Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!
by lordosmo January 09, 2012
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