Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.
Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.
by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009
Get the caprismug. by FDW June 27, 2004
Get the caprimug. Ugly, stupid pants that are longer than shorts but don't cover the whole leg. Fucking idiots wear them because everybody else does.
If you want to wear shorts, wear shorts. If you want to wear pants, wear pants. But why wear those butt ugly capris? Just make up your fucking mind, you stupid bitch. Shorts OR pants!
by MsAgro9876 July 2, 2006
Get the caprismug. by Zmoney December 11, 2005
Get the caprismug. 
It only took me about five minutes to fix my car; it was as easy as capri!
It was a real capri trying to find a parking spot at the casino.
I couldn't believe how capri she was when we first met!
It was a real capri trying to find a parking spot at the casino.
I couldn't believe how capri she was when we first met!
by jaysonnn April 18, 2008
Get the caprimug. synonymous with a white lie, a small fib, or even an innocent falsity. Intended for use in much of the same context as 'psych!'
Is not intended on a cap for more serious issues; presumably death, murder, theft, and other consequence-ridden topics like that should not be ended with this phrase.
Is not intended on a cap for more serious issues; presumably death, murder, theft, and other consequence-ridden topics like that should not be ended with this phrase.
I hate getting all juiced up; capri.
NOT:
I didn't end your Dad's life because he's an animal; capri.
NOT:
I didn't end your Dad's life because he's an animal; capri.
by Juice McAllister March 27, 2007
Get the caprimug.