Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

------------------

David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

by MarkZ June 22, 2012

selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.

"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."

by MRMEX July 8, 2009

Crapitalize

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010

capitalize on it

when they want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it

by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019

Capitalization

To uppercase letters in a sentence.

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

incorrect capitalization

to lose. to be worse at everything especially in the act of 'poking' on Facebook.

Ellie used incorrect capitalization, so she is a failure.

by better thank Ellie October 21, 2011