The reason why all of the Doctor Who fan girls will be leaving the horrendously corrupted audience of the show. He's a dude that doesn't like the color of his kidneys and does not know how to operate the Tardis. Hell, for all we know he could destroy the goddamn thing with his Scottish accent.

Also known as The 12th Doctor by Doctor Who fans.
We all thought that Doctor Who was in perfectly good shape until Peter Capaldi came along and complained about his kidneys.
by WholovesdoctorwhoIdo December 26, 2013
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The God of skateboarding.
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Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"
Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."
by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009
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Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023
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That annoying singer who sounds like a dying whale. For some reason, he fails to make emotional songs and ends up being corny adult soft pop songs that are overplayed.
Who's that singer that sounds like a dying whale?
Lewis Capaldi
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"
by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019
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