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Canine Fudge Punt

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.
If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.
by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012
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Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.
I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
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canine-american

"Fido is NOT a dog! He is a canine-american with rights!
by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006
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Canine-American

An alternative for the word "Dog". First used in Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat from 2003.
Cat: 'Okay, I have a problem with the word "Dog". I don't use the D-Word per se 'cause I think it's really wrong. Yeah. But I'll happily hold your Canine-American, yeah. More comfortable with that, really, yeah."
by Dilly Mackey February 25, 2019
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Canine Penis

The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.

When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.

The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.

When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.

Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!

Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.

Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.

Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.

Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!

Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013
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Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.
Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
by Mikeytee September 8, 2011
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