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Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Canarab

-noun Can-ar-uh b

An arabic person living in Canada.

1. a member of a Semitic people from Arabia and other countries of the Middle East inhabiting Canada.

2. a member of any Arabic-speaking people living in Canada.

3. Sometimes offensive.
I wonder why that Canarab bought 15 gallons of milk at Costco?

Did you see that Canarab run his mercedes into that curb?

There are a lot of Canarabs at the mall today.
by Jack Bauer. November 22, 2009
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canary in a coal mine

The thankless task of being the first one to take a hit, from the practice of coal miners of bringing down a caged canary to see if there's dangerous gas below
I don't know if this alleyway's safe, and I ain't no canary in a coal mine.
by Nick Cusa September 20, 2006
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Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.
We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.
by Cranberry Bob May 7, 2020
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Canaried

In Australia when a car is pulled over by the police for being unroadworthy a defect notice is given and a large yellow sign (canary) is stuck to the front windscreen.

Being given a defect notice is thus referred to as 'being canaried'.
I got canaried on the way home because my car is a mobile disaster area. The cop was a total babe though so it wasn't all bad.
by Darvon June 1, 2011
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Office canary

Office canary: a worthless or virtually worthless employee who will definitely be fired before you, but if that person does get fired, you had better look out.
Very similar to the canarys miners would take into the mine with them to warn them about poison gas. If the canary died, it was time to get out of dodge

Where did the girl go that sat near the door?

She got let go and now I'm worried as she was my office canary.
by Matt Kerr April 23, 2008
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beef canary

The person in a friend group that eats questionable food(such as foreign beef) first, while the other friends wait to see if the food is safe to eat.
Rob's a total beef canary for eating the lamb from that buffet. He's been on the shitter for hours.
by Mufasaofdoom February 9, 2017
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