candyboner

When you eat something sweet and it tastes so good your aroused

'just drank a Oreo milkshake #candyboner'
'omg those skittles gave me and candyboner'

by thecockmeister May 4, 2015

candynose

one who loves to nasally ingest massive amounts of cocaine

"Any coke left or wha?"

"No, candynose sniffed the works of it."

by dopenose69 May 18, 2010

candylope diet

A weight-loss regiment where da only exercise ya get is to amble down da street to da sweets-shop.

Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

candyvore

when someone’s diet consists solely of candy. most common in ‘popular’ year 7-9s.

“I hope my cousin grows out of his candyvore phase, he’s looking bigger than the Great Wall of China”

by anonymous June 23, 2024