cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

by schuu March 6, 2009

CANDYMAN

Noun: a person having a dick so sweet it will give you cavities.

Brandan:"John single handedly caused the great tootheless prostitute epidemic of 96, he truely is the candyman."

by Buck-cake November 21, 2017

Candyman

candyman which had a movie created after him also had a myth left behind. the object of seeing candy man was to stare into a mirror at any time and chant his name 3 times. eventually he will appear behind you with his hand replaced by a hook and wearing a trenchcoat.

candyman....candyman....candyman...

by mike July 6, 2003

candyman

Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.

Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan

by Nookie_Monster August 15, 2006

Candyman

A man whom sells candy. duh...

Little kid:Look! There's the Candyman! Let's go buy some candy! :D

by Cyber Toon January 21, 2015

candyman

a man who lures kids into vans with candy

Angle=candyman
Angel:"hey kid want some candy?"
Josh:Sure mister
Angel:just get in the van then
Josh: okay mister

by tdogg357 February 18, 2009

Candyman

The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.

Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014