I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .

Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.

by the pretty one June 20, 2014

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 03, 2014

I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous

Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.

by SF cycle guy February 01, 2016

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 18, 2015

Literally can't even

A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.

Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.

by keepthew!ldw!ld July 10, 2017