camerasexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cameras.

A: Hi! I wanna tell you something..
B: Oh, yeah, sure! What is it?
A: I think I'm camerasexual..
B: Go out to my lawn and touch some fucking grass.

by imilkcows March 22, 2021

camelnose

A male version of a cameltoe.

That man has a nasty camelnose

by Mr. clean August 7, 2004

camelface

The male cameltoe, so called due to the startlingly camel-face-like relief caused by the trouser-wearer's cock and balls being pressed against the inside of his tight slacks.

Argh, my trousers are so tight! I have a camelface.

by Rymix April 14, 2011

camelsalesman

CamelSalesman's think they are god's gift to hot chicks. Often over 6ft tall with with tiny dicks and big egos.

So I was like riding my bike the other day and this hot chick jogging by nearly made me crash! WTF! I know, as the one and only camelsalesman, I'm irresitable riding my Hyo 250, but please chicky babes, give me a break once and a while!
I'm not here for the sex, just chats and stuff.

by HyoBasher April 9, 2008

Camelface

Having a virgin-looking face,

Someone who will never get laid,
Looks like a child.

Carly has a camelface, therefore she will never get laid.

"Hey would u hit that?"
"Naw man, she's got a camelface"

by Harry Pottser September 12, 2012

cameltose

Exhaustion that occurs as a result of having sex.

No more sex for me I'm cameltose.

by malgar June 7, 2014

CamilaSexual

When your gay for Camila Mendes

Woahhh. That person over there is defo CamilaSexual.

by madelainepetschlover January 22, 2021