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Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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Amanda Callus

Amanda likes to come across as clever, switched on and brave, She can make friends really easy but loose them just as quickly. Amanda loves to be the centre of attention and is loud and often offensive. She loves to belittle people and airraid people's weaknesses to protect her own insecurities, deflecting her lonely , regretfull choices and non eventful existence. Amanda Callus has no pride or self respect and anything is within reason when it comes to getting high for free. Amanda has spent her whole life blaming others and is diseatfull , will jump ship on anybody for her fix. Amanda is a poor choice as a girlfriend as she is not faithful and will sleep with anybody for she is weak and an opportunistic fene choosing a taste over loyality always
You did an Amanda Callus and stole money out of my wallet
by Somebodythatnevergaveuponyou27 February 22, 2022
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard
by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005
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malice callus

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Covid Callus

The callus behind your ears from masks
Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet
by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022
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collusionism

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.
The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.
by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017
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