Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013