calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this

"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"

by dabodacious February 12, 2021

Calum Hood

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Calum Hood

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.

sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."

by fuckin idk June 20, 2016

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Calcumalator

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

by slutypackage February 1, 2008

A "callums corner"

A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)

Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?

by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011