Peolpe who live in California.
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
by FirstName February 11, 2008
Get the Californianmug. A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
by livedthereforawhileanditsucked June 4, 2011
Get the Californianmug. by Anti-retard(Californians) November 12, 2021
Get the Californianmug. Someone native to California and most likely eats Rice-a-Roni, goes to art school, attends peace protests, and likes the cock.
by Ben Saylor June 8, 2003
Get the californianmug. pronounced cal- ee- for- nyan or (if you're Aahnold) kah- lee- for- nyahn
1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped
1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped
1. WTF... Aahnold!!!!
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.
by california & proud of it, damnit! December 22, 2003
Get the californianmug. a pubic depilatory treatment that removes all the hair from the pubic area rather than leaving a landing strip brazilian
by snicksnacknicerack June 25, 2005
Get the Californianmug.