Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Flag

Get the Calendar Shopping mug.

calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

Flag

Get the calendar dump mug.

Related Words

Calendar • Calendar Girl • calendarize • calender • calendario • Calendarman • Calendar pedant • Calend • calendar battleship • Calendar Bingo

Calene

Dedicated female with a positive attitude. She has a tendency to be the life of a party and is loyal to her friends. She is caring and lovable by all.

She must be a calene

by alexv143520 October 5, 2011

Flag

Get the Calene mug.

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019

Flag

Get the NNN Calendar mug.

calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

Flag

Get the calentard mug.

calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

Flag