harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth

Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"

by eudoxes March 19, 2007

calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."

by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

calculus

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".

"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"

by Tapier December 4, 2009

Callism

The act of having a mental deficiency, which is characterize by slut and amino manipulation aspects!

Dude she is clearly insane, maybe she has callism.

by Dr.keyboard18181 May 19, 2019

pre calculus

shitty wast of time that really fucking sucks if you take advanced. dont even waste your time trying to go for a challenge at this level of math. Take the dipshit level class and maybe you can pass with a d+

Precal student: This sucks. Pre calculus is really fucking dumb.

by nikkikikiki March 1, 2010

Calculus

This is the thing that puts all other maths to shame. It's do-able, just quite difficult.

I used to think math was easy. Then came calculus...

by Mathisfun...notreally March 15, 2011