caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

Caffinating

the holy process of awakening of body cells after consuming caffeine

“Damn ,Clarke. Do not disturb me. I am still caffinating.”

by Jesus The Gracious Lord January 21, 2020

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

cavvination

When someone gets a vaccine, and side effects include the inability to type correctly.

Mr Mac got his vaccine, and for the next week had a sever case of cavvination

by BorderLyn August 11, 2021

camination

camination is a group of people who love cami(me) and have the following characters as their profile picture: collei(genshin) furina(genshin) sparkle(honkai) tamaki(host club) venti(genshin) xiao(genshin)

person 1: “hey are you part of camination!!”

person 2: “YESSS!!! I LOOOOOVEEEE CAMIIIII!!”

by camiiiiiinationnnn December 29, 2024