When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.
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I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail
Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual
Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual
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