The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
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A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!
Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.
by d Slew March 22, 2011
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Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise
Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise
After rigorously sledgehammering her roast beef sandwich, clarissa was a dripping froth cabbage.
Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage
Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013
Get the Froth Cabbage mug.When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009
Get the Cabbage patch silky mug.Common name given to the Cabbage Butterfly (species Pieris rapae), which is a small white butterfly that is widespread and populations can be found across Europe, North Africa, Asia, and Great Britain. It has also been accidentally introduced to North America, Australia and New Zealand.
{Marge}: Honey, look over there! There's a Cabbage White fluttering around that rhody bush.
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
by Telephony August 18, 2014
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