Cuntwhistle

A. When a women's labia is overly stretched to the point that it produces a whistling sound.

B. A person who renegs on an agreement;A Person who fails to honor their commitments

A.That cuntwhistle is sure loud on a windy day.
B. That cuntwhistle just cancelled the order.

by xlr8lexus April 10, 2009

Cuntwhining

Cuntwhining is bitching to the point where nobody really cares about the initial problem at hand.

Also the act of any female creature singing/producing audible noise from the vagina.

There's been alot of cuntwhining about the economy lately...

by Jamaru-Shin October 6, 2008

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.

I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet

by TK52 November 16, 2009

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Cuntaphile

the name given to someone who likes to behave like a cunt, do cuntish thinks, to be an all round cunt, say cunt alot

i am a cuntaphile, stop being a cuntaphile, your are such a cuntaphile

by the king of cuntish behaviour March 18, 2009

cuntwhore

An extremely skanktastic individual who engages into sexual activities with whomever is closest, as long as they are in some way physically appealing or not. Usually has 1 to 5 STD's and has either been knocked up or has knocked someone up at least 12 times. Would fuck anywhere at anytime and is usually high/drunk in the process, which equals sloppy gross sex. Not appealing.

penishead: omfg i had some great sex last night with like suzy, and julia and hoe.. i mean jocey and barbara and ashley and ashley and another ashley and sophie and.... *continues to list 1561315643554123156415132 girls he fucked in one night*

friend: wow, you are such a cuntwhore!

by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008