Cumdog Millionaire

A derogatory term for a promiscous or whorrish person (typically female). A derivation of the critically aclaimed film Slumdog Millionaire. It implies the person it describes has had sex millions of times.

I heard Jeff got laid last night.
Yeah but it was with a Cumdog Millionaire.
Oh well she looked slutty I guess.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

cumdodger

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

cumdown

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

Cumdozing

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011

cumbog

1) An absolutely nasty, worthless whore.

2) A vagina, or an unkept and sloppy vagina.

"Becky is such a fucking cumbog."

"Punch that bitch in her cumbog!"

by arbitrarynickname January 31, 2005

cumdgement call

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

cumpog

A term that in the plural explicitly compares the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse to the trading of pogs.

In the singular it may refer to a plop, squirt, puddle, drizzle or dollop of ejaculatory fluid.

"Hey baby, wanna trade cumpogs?"

"Patrick! C'mere quick! Someone left a cumpog in the toilet!"

by Patrick Watson December 13, 2008