Cum Shoe Day

Every Friday, You and your homies get to Cum in each other's shows and walk around in public with the cum in your shoe. After that, You guys get to take off the shoe, trade with someone, and eat the Cum.
Yo dude, Did you know that today is Cum Shoe Day?
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Puro Cum Tribute Day

On January 6th, people who are fans of puro or are a furry must cum to puro with absolutely no exceptions what so ever.
furry: sorry i cant make it to the party. today is Puro Cum Tribute Day

friend: what the literal fuck is wrong with you
by justin from fortnite January 02, 2021
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National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
Happy National Cum Sock Day.
by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019
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Cum Per Day (CPD)

CPD is a unit of measure. Made to measure how many times someone ejaculates per day.
If you are consistent you can say your CPD number as an individual integer, instead as a range.
Ranges can be declared as a ratio, Ex: 4:7 meaning you ejaculate anywhere between 4 to 7 times a day.

To measure an average CPD, count all of the total times you came in 1 month, and at the end of the month. divide that number by 28. to Create a 4-Week Average.

CPD can also be measured in milliliters.
guy 1 what's your CPD?

guy 2 Mines 4:7 wbu.

guy 3 I have a 5:6.

Cum Per Day (CPD)
by cdztudio.mov July 07, 2022
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Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day
by CumCrusader March 10, 2021
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On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!
Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!
by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021
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