Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020

holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up

person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec

by morgmac3 November 16, 2016

crapass

use similar to that of "crap":
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness

it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.

crapass.

1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."

by Sanne December 28, 2005

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

crapism

An art movement yet to be formed because it's future members are still thinking about what art they're going to create.

The Jockney Rebel, soon to be founder of the crapism movement.
Not creating since 1992.

by Stit Shinkin October 1, 2006

craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.

1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.

by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007