crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

by The Piguana April 14, 2006

Crack Monkey

A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.

1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!

2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!

3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!

by JAM80 December 31, 2008

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 11, 2008

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 27, 2006

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

crack money

Money to buy crack cocaine.

Joey "you want to get a cheese burger?"
Tim "dog you think this is burger money, hell no its my crack money."

by Nate Luce November 2, 2007