concert 

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids

“you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)

concert by sam.poop July 18, 2022

Concert 

When you sing your favorite artist(s) songs in your bedroom

Person 1: I just had a whole Conan Gray concert in my bedroom
Person 2: Conan Gray was in your bedroom?
Person 1: you know damn well…

Concert by footnqtes March 26, 2023

Concert 

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.

"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"

Concert by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Concert Cuckold 

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.

Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!

Concert Cuckold by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

concert high 

The pumped-up, hyped-up feeling one gets after attending an awesome concert or show that lasts for a couple days and is eventually replaced with withdrawal symptoms.

That show was freaking awesome, I'll be on a concert high for weeks!

concert high by heywouldyoulookatthat March 30, 2009

Concert hangover

The crazy headache and full body soreness you get after a crazy concert, also possible injuries or sickness from drinks and a mosh pit at a gigantic concert.

"Dudeeeeee I have sick concert hangover from last night, my heads killing me!"

"That sick mosh pit gave me serious concert hangover"

Concert hangover by Asdfghjkl:; October 6, 2015

concert depression 

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.

I've got really bad concert depression.

concert depression by Em5sos June 5, 2016