Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

by jay420 August 25, 2005

constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

by not gir October 9, 2006

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

constipated

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."

by Hitler (yes i am female) February 11, 2009

constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

Constipation

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus

constipation heheh lol xoxox

by tannyab February 4, 2013

Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020