Constipation 

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

Constipation by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020

constipation 

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

constipation by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004

Constipation 

The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.

"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."

Constipation by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003

constipation 

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

constipation by toilet talk February 17, 2013

constipation 

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

constipation by sashafan July 10, 2003

constipation 

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

constipation by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017

Constipation 

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

Constipation by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018