Conk

An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.

The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021

conke

The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS

HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!

by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017

conk

A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.

''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--

by Marcus ''mother f'in'' Handy March 4, 2004

Conk

To smash harder than you’ve smashed before.

Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.

by BADfloppydisks July 1, 2019

conk

1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear

The car is conked out.

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

Conk

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.

He hit his conk hard when he fell.

His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

conk

a british term for nose, usually said when someone has a huge nose. or it can mean getting hit in a semi painful way- like bonked. or it can mean to fall asleep

Look at that blokes conk!
He conked me on the head.
I conked out at about 3 am.

by holyroman April 18, 2005