Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011
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Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017
Get the COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER mug.A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt
Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!
by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014
Get the compulsive lying snitch cunt mug.Someone living in a fantasy world of their own creation. Generally lies to either make themselves look 'cool' or to become more popular.
Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.
Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.
"I'm moving to Canada"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"
by Phanny August 2, 2005
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James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010
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Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
by Charlotte's Tangled Web August 4, 2008
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"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
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