compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

compost bucket

The action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. This type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house chore or job that has gone undone for weeks. The 'compost bucketer' can choose to commit minor sexual acts or lewd dares instead of the original request.

"You lost the running race so now you have to compost bucket sucker. Either fix my front gate or pull a moonie in the street."

by Eddie Barnwood February 26, 2011

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 6, 2013

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

by JTF February 28, 2008

dot-compost

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.

Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.

by technodude February 26, 2006