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Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
by EWMB March 4, 2018
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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.
by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014
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White Colombian

White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.

Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!

This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.

White Colombian
by The guitar player November 12, 2013
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COLOMBIAN BEAR

Cute cuddle over sized Bear that keeps these gorgeous Colombian porn cam girls company, that all along is recording your private cam2cam sessions. While they gather information then screw you by finding your Miss's through social media and black mail your ass with videos, and conversations from the wassup you payed 200 tokens from.Not always the over sized Bear can be some of his smaller cousins...
"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
Columbian Bears cam girls best friend
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.
My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.
by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013
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Colt Python

A Double-action revolver produced in 357. magnum by Colt manufacturers. Regarded as the Rolls-Royce of revolvers. An excellent combat, hunting and zombie survival tool.
The Colt Python splattered the man's brains all over his new pants.
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colm dolan

Possibly the most stoned man on the planet.

Used to be an Arma pro.
Holds the record for deepest V-neck in the world.
Hey colm dolan, that's a pretty deep V!
by sweatybumbums August 5, 2017
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