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Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
by deegav January 5, 2007
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Collegiate School

A school in Manhattan for really smart kids who have a sense of humor and for kids that know how to have a good time. Collegiate School has a great sports program. And well Dutchmen just rule.
I wanna fuck a collegiate school student. They are hot and smart. Also they're rich.
by slexyman March 5, 2008
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collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.
"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"
by C. T. May May 11, 2010
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Collegiate Times

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech
Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."
by Athousandandone October 26, 2016
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collegiate school

haughty, arrogant school on the upper west side of manhattan. founded 1628. with stereotypically rich, smart, sexist, privileged kids who bask in their skewed ethics. students are taught every once in a while that this school is the best in the U.S. .... and therefore, the world.
I want to marry a Collegiate graduate when I grow up. They're so rich and successful.

I can't wait until I get the fuck out of Collegiate.

Collegiate has a way of sinking its claws into you.
by OfEternity August 27, 2004
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collegiate tuck

While wearing a belt, tucking a shirt in only behind the belt buckle and leaving the shirt hanging out everywhere else.
PERSON ONE: What's with all those guys sporting the collegiate tuck?

PERSON TWO: Maybe they're just too lazy to finish tucking in their shirts.
PERSON THREE: Or they just want to show off their superfly belt.
by phideltordie June 16, 2011
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Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student (Stevezee), contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with "fat chicks" should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
by david.g. December 9, 2008
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