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minnesota coffee bean 

a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.
man: want and minnesota coffee bean

woman: yes, of coarse

man: do you like that

woman: yes

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

Coffee Bean 

Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!

2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.

3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.

4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?

5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?

6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.

coffee bean 

A Black woman's clitoris regardless of size.
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"
coffee bean by atm TJ July 30, 2019

coffee bean 

Oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there. I love spandex tights.
coffee bean by PoolGuy4L June 15, 2010

to coffee bean 

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
to coffee bean by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018