by Ben December 22, 2004
Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.
Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.
by Biii7CH June 04, 2010
Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.
by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006
by Normbot13 June 17, 2017
what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 09, 2009
A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.
The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"
Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
by Southsidex3life November 20, 2007