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CMTM

Shorthand for: Chuckling maniacally to myself.
"Up to now, I haven't had the time to play Diablo III. Up to now. CMTM."
by Davinchi October 26, 2012
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Coltman

A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.
Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman
by robster the lobster June 6, 2018
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Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.
Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.
by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020
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COLTM

An alternative to LMAO, LOL, or BATMN. meaning "Chuckled Out Loud To Myself"
Sarah: "Did you know that an octopus is flexible enough to enter your mouth, navigate your digestive system and leave through your anus?"

Christina: "COLTM omg that's crazy"
by SE Williams April 22, 2021
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josh coltman

a complete dickhead who has a potato head and sucks dick for friends
hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will
by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 12, 2019
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