CMTM

Shorthand for: Chuckling maniacally to myself.

"Up to now, I haven't had the time to play Diablo III. Up to now. CMTM."

by Davinchi October 26, 2012

Coltman

A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.

Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman

by robster the lobster June 6, 2018

Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.

Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.

by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

COLTM

An alternative to LMAO, LOL, or BATMN. meaning "Chuckled Out Loud To Myself"

Sarah: "Did you know that an octopus is flexible enough to enter your mouth, navigate your digestive system and leave through your anus?"

Christina: "COLTM omg that's crazy"

by SE Williams April 22, 2021

josh coltman

a complete dickhead who has a potato head and sucks dick for friends

hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will

by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 12, 2019