noun- a case of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted bacterial disease in which males display more symptoms than females, but can lead to sterility or more serious problems in both.
-dude, it burns like hell when i take a piss.
-sounds like the clap to me, man.
An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.
Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.
Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and onesoldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.
"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"
A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .
I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.