clarky cat

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

by andy mackay May 22, 2006

J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched

Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd

by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018

Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.

Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013