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clap job

handjob in the form of claping someone's wein
yo anna! i'm feelin' extra freaky tonight, how about a clap job?
by clapqueen420 November 23, 2016
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Ratchet Clap

A clap ratchet people use to emphasize a point or statement. Also used when arguing.
She ratchet clapped me before going all Sharkeisha.
by Alexandria Princess May 3, 2014
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Calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.
Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.
by Calper January 16, 2013
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Shady Clap

When a girl has large booty lumps, enough that they could shadily clap together when she walks
ML: yoo, she look good!

CB: damn straight, she got the shady clap!
by momofizzlecertifiedizzle March 2, 2011
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Clap

A word with several definitions -

1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.

2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.

3. To get shot by a firearm.

4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.

5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.

6. To have sexual intercourse.

7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.

8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.

9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.

10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage

2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.

3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!

4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.

5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.

6. You ready to clap?

7a. We got fucking clapped.

7b. We fucking clapped them.

8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.

9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.

10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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Nolia clap

The sound of gunshots in the old Magnolia projects of New Orleans, heard from a distance and thus sounding like a loud clap. Track by Juvenile, Wacko, and Skip that has nothing to do with a bitch ass cheeks smackin'...
Y'all hear that Nolia clap? Some shit must be goin' down in the jects, lil wodie pry jus got his wig split.
by HB VL September 18, 2013
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Clamp God

One who’s defense is so godly the person dribbling either has to pass, lose their dribble, or get the ball stolen. Defense so godly the person dribbling gets 6 TO’s and quits the game.
What a fucking sweat
Nah he jus a clamp god
by iSxcred December 10, 2017
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