that bitch complained about her salad, so the chefs performed a circlejerk in the new one before bringing it back out
by paul d k February 12, 2008
When you and your homies are hangin out and your all bored and horny.so,you all take off your clothes and jack-off your rock hard dicks together until you all bust those big fuckin loads.
by 10"TITO March 22, 2008
A Circlejerk, as it relates to politics, is when a group of people with the same political ideology "discuss" political topics. The resulting discussion is completely pointless due to the group already having the same ideas. The participants usually have not had a political discussion with one of the opposing political side and make absurd generalizations about the opposite side, demonizing them as much as possible. It is impossible for one of the opposing views to join in the activity because that would defeat the purpose of the activity.
Jerkoff 1: So uh... America fucking sucks.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
by Radical Conservative June 04, 2019
Urban Dictionary. If you want no biases and have an IQ above 2 then use another site(tho Urban Dictionary is already somewhat dying for obvious reasons)
A certain political wing: "Look this definition doesn't align with reddit opinions, flag it to oblivion and dislike it, we be circlejerk so everyone listen to us please don't die site 🥺"
by Just blunt July 06, 2021
Ironically enough, this term is rarely used to describe skinny, testosterone-deficient hermaphrodites who constantly make/support posts degrading Reddit users.
Retard 1: Hey man I just woke up today and upvoted a defamatory meme about Redditors being unattractive and wearing fedoras, I’ll post that anti-normie propaganda later today xD
Retard 2: Dude save it for the circlejerk, I’m already close to cumming!
Retard 2: Dude save it for the circlejerk, I’m already close to cumming!
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 21, 2021