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Christopher Walken

To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.

Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".
First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"

Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"

First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"

*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz
Christopher Walken by fersherlock December 7, 2009
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this is when a person walks into aa room without you knowing and start talking to you making you almost shit yourself in surprise.
Like wen christopher walken jst pops outta nower n starts tlkin 2 ppl
christopher walken by anonymous420 October 26, 2007

Christopher Walken hair 

Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
Christopher Walken hair by slickass February 10, 2010

Christopher Walken Day 

Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.
Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.
Christopher Walken Day by Avedis February 15, 2008

christopher walken phenomenon

The explanation which fully explains the presence or existence of an unexplainable event or situation.
When fatboy slim attacked humanity with their weapon of choice a christopher walken phenomenon occured when a man dove off a balcony and flew about the room.

Christopher Walking 

A man from Brooklyn with a strong accent, who is walking here. Created by Cory Crater OC don’t steal.
I’m walking here!” -Christopher Walking

Christopher walkin' 

verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.