one that is heavy into god and religion only while in jail / prison but not when free on the streets.
that muthafu*** a jailhouse christain, he ain't like that on the streets! Shit he gonna get out next week and go straight to North Highlands to get high.
by catdick from da 95660 April 25, 2010
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by pride eliteeee March 24, 2020
Get the christain mug.1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.
2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
by Ansler May 18, 2021
Get the Christain mug.Christaine is an amazing and loving mom she is also a great teacher! She is loyal caring and never gives up. Christaine will always put others before herself and gives endless care. Christaine is a wonderful person and everyone wants to he het friend. She never puts others down and she always makes sure you are doing well. She can find a way to cheer anyone up! If you know a Christaine complement her because she will do the same back
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Get the Christain mug.Any leftover container used to bring food to one’s partner (does not have to be named Christina but it helps).
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