Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Choney

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

by LUGirls September 14, 2009

choneys

undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.

I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight

by you June 27, 2001

chowned

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

by aichains September 13, 2008

Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.

Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

Clowney

Verb meaning to physically destroy someone or something.

To Clowney, past tense: CLOWNEYED.

If that guy keeps talking smack I am going to go over there and CLOWNEY his ass!

Dang that smart car got straight up CLOWNEYED by that bus that hit it!

by Grouper2300 January 7, 2013

chotney

A slang term for african-americans.

That chotney needs to get off his lazy, worthless ass and get a job!

by Justizzle December 13, 2006