Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

Ninja Cholera

In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.

Jebediah has died of ninja cholera.
How the hell?!

by A Dysentery Germ September 24, 2016

love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.

Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
🤞

by Krkič March 8, 2020

typing cholera

What happens when you try to type too fast and start making errors

I'm sorry about my previous chat, I'm clearly suffering from typing cholera

by EvilCapy666 April 11, 2022

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Coolerator

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

Coleray

Pure Epic. Awsome to the 12 power. Burnes eyes with pure awsomeness. Epic runs through your viens. Ninja.

I became blind at the sight of Coleray's concentrated awsomeness.

Wat a ninja, i didnt even know he cut my head off.

by Cupnoodle June 30, 2008