cerberus

Positive: I just had the cerberus with your Mom and Sister!
Negative: Those fat girls from the Cinnabun just gave me the cerberus in the movie theatre.
by St. Paul July 21, 2005
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Cerberus

Also, known as the Pwnage, he frequently owns noobs or n00bs.

His alias in the so-called "real life" is Nasir.
Cerberus 0wnz j00 all, biatch!
by Cerberus February 22, 2005
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Cerberus

Cerberus is a four headed hell hound that is one of the gods pets that lives in hell. Cerberus guards the gates of hell and kills anyone who try's to get in.
Cerberus is A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!
by She is suchajerk February 03, 2017
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A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.
"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."
by Wikiman February 28, 2007
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Cerberus Lick

Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
by Black Konda January 18, 2022
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Jm's amazing, loving, caring, respectful, gay, happy, skilled, amazing, loving, amazing, caring, and amazing bf boyriend frfr fat roblox (cock), fat roblox (cock). You wish you were Jm ong On God.
OMGGGGGG IS THAT :chinese_symbol: CERBERUS???
by ChewyElectricFan March 15, 2022
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cerberus

latin word for two guys having anal sex.
- ey, cerberus tonight?
by john349 April 13, 2018
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