cattywampus

A wild or domesticated (nobody's quite sure) swamp rat, native to mt mansfield. Most commonly sighted chewing through brittle bars while, chain smoking, on the gondola.
That goddamn cattywampus done chewed through them brittlebars again.
by samdamnit April 06, 2015
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if things get cattywampus just call me
by Whisper August 11, 2003
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someone looks like tyler1
"cattywampus! Look at the dent in his head!"
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when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe
Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
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positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
The round bank building is cattywampus from the Gateway Shopping Center.
by BlackBears April 24, 2009
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Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “Savage, Destructive”
Dear me, everything has gone cattywampus with me this week.
by Α January 24, 2022
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Ah this word.I remember my literature teacher trying to explain this word to my class.Anyways cattywapus comes from the word catamount which means “cat of the mountain” or “mountain lion”.The word first appeared in 1834 as the adverb “catawampusly. I will give you some examples for the multiple definitions and uses of this word.

-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.

-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
Sorry for the weird observation, but your tacky Christmas tie is cattywampus.
by JennaStepSis April 02, 2021
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