Catastrophe 

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

Catastrophe by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Catastrophe 

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

Catastrophe by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Catastrophe Crow 

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

Catastrophe Crow by Im0ster December 2, 2020

Catastrophe Conservative 

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

Catastrophe Conservative by no know March 14, 2011

catastrophe whore 

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

catastrophe whore by Snowday123 September 12, 2017

anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

anal catastrophe by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

california catastrophe 

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

california catastrophe by Tomstah May 18, 2018