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Canadians 

Penguin riding people whose currency consist mainly of monopoly money. Their daily source of protein comes mainly from maple syrup. They are proud gay people that adore the french. At night they sleep soundly in their igloos which they leave unlock. They have admirable speech patterns using words like aboot and eh?
What are canadians all aboot eh?
Canadians by n17 May 28, 2010
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Canadians 

Hocky playing, beer drinking, syrup loving, bacon eating, french speaking, funny talking people who live in igloos.
"Whats this all aboot, eh?"

"Blah bleh blue"(french)

"So your racist agenst Canadians, eh?"
"No, Canadian isnt a race, you just talk funny."
Canadians by sushiman09 July 17, 2006

canadians 

people who DO NOT say "aboot"
what do u wanna do?
canadians: what about a beer?
canadians by santa hohoho October 24, 2008

Canadians 

Samuel L. Jackson: "I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes, on this mothafuckin plane!!!!"
Mike: "I didn't know they let canadians fly US Air.."

Morgan Freeman: "I am god."
Paul: "God is canadian? Since when?!"

Todd: "Mannnn this cereal is the shit!!!"
John: "Silly canadians, trix are for kids!"
Canadians by Teh-magik-waffle September 1, 2011

Canadians 

Canadians ; a southside Milwaukee term for referring to ignorant African Americans covertly in a racist manner. Great for using in the presence of African Americans, which usually they will ether nod their head or laugh agree without actually knowing it was referring them. Also great to use on a first date to gauge the girls racism and or stupidity. Was created on the eastside of milwaukee in a 24 hr cafe to refer to 2 black people that where actually born in Canada , but then was used to refer to all ignorant black people when it was realized i had less of a sting then calling someone a nigger, which is a terrible ineffective word which no longer has a a meaning for most
At 2 in the morning a $500 beAter with 22s drives past with its cheap ass blown subs blaring and smelling of dirt weed you would say "damn canadians"

If MLK JR n Malcolm X saw how a majority of Canadians lived today they wouldnt have done much

Drake is so fake n such a fuckin Canadian ( n not cause hes from Canada)

You drive past the welfare office and say to your girlfriend" i dont understand why i have to struggle making ends meet just to pay taxes to support generations of Canadians?"
Canadians by Max dugan May 7, 2013

canadians 

If you fit these two criteria, you are a canadian...
1. Pronounce about "aboot", and turn every sentence into a question, eh?
2. Get involved in absolutely nothing having to do with war.
Us canadians don't know what this war is aboot, eh?