Samuel L. Jackson: "I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes, on this mothafuckin plane!!!!"
Mike: "I didn't know they let canadians fly US Air.."
Morgan Freeman: "I am god."
Paul: "God is canadian? Since when?!"
Todd: "Mannnn this cereal is the shit!!!"
John: "Silly canadians, trix are for kids!"
Common household accessory.
Please note: Best results achieved if placed in or around the kitchen.
Also note: It is wise to not allow women to come in contact with money as it will magically dissapear as if David Blaine were present.