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hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

internet calisthenics 

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.
Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenisia

The act of playing video games in which you workout or do a good number physical exercise which then motivates you to workout in real life.
Bro I am fucking product of Calisthenisia.
"what that mean"
check the urban dictionary

callusthenics 

Exercises dat result in thickened rough patches of skin.
Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.
callusthenics by QuacksO February 11, 2020