Calisthenics

Body-weight training commonly associated with exercises such as pull-ups, pushups, dips, planks, squats, etc.
However when someone tells you they are a cali-athlete that infers they can do things like dragon flag, human flag, planche, muscle up, etc.

Yeah I do calisthenics, handstands push-ups are my favourite!

by Mightyspunge June 25, 2022

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Calisthenician

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Calisthenisia

The act of playing video games in which you workout or do a good number physical exercise which then motivates you to workout in real life.

Bro I am fucking product of Calisthenisia.
"what that mean"
check the urban dictionary

by Comrade Albert June 25, 2022

callusthenics

Exercises dat result in thickened rough patches of skin.

Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020