Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008